I didn't like the outcome of the election. I am SO furious and upset! Do you know what I'm gonna DO about it?! You REALLY wanna know?! ...I'm gonna flee the country. THAT'S RIGHT! I'm OUTTA here! I'ma pussy out and abandon everything because things didn't go my way! ...Yeah, you go ahead and do that. If you don't love your country enough to want to stay a part of it, through thick and thin, then just abandon it completely...why not? Let's all move to Canadia, or Canada...whatever it's called, so that we can freeze our asses off! WOO! Seriously, people who get all PMSey because the hell fire of Romney didn't reign upon our country need to lighten up a tad. If you want to be raped of Sesame Street, forced to birth the child of your sweet daddy rapist, and absolutely hate people who are not bozillionaire's...then let's get the man in da white hizzouse to be Hitler himself! Yay! Ring around the Romney bush, we all fall down. I didn't really care who got elected, as long as Mit-Rapey didn't get put in a position of power to bend over the States and give it a fresh one. To all the people who are having anal leakage over it and want to give up on the country, I hereby say to you: TOODLES! Flee to France to have toast in the quarters of zee hairy moostache laydeh! Bonjour!
And that's all I have for today folks. I leave you now with the funk of AC/DC:
And that's all I have for today folks. I leave you now with the funk of AC/DC: